lordofthemerkins:

OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN IS THAT POST WHY AM I SCREAMING

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

ohyestimelords:

snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known

Don’t know where it goes

But it’s home to me and I walk alone

heyfunniest:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

heyfunniest:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

lokismewling-quim:

thesnowager:

always

So yeah. This is the best thing ever.

derangedlychan:

klainespants:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

We did this in my class.

And my teacher named it “The Gummy Bear Sacrifice”

And when that shit started up, I was like

“OH SHIT, WHERE IS SATAN?”

And I got sent out of class

Worth it.

derangedlychan:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

STOP THAT.
STOP THAT REICH NOW.
THIS KIND OF HUMOR SHOULD BE THROWN AUSCHWITZ THE TRASH. 

orbitingasupernova:

ochwow:

godsofmischiefandthunder:

lokihiddlesson:

trollzio:

hipstergrunt:

dea-goes-a-tumbln:

my-kind-of-stuff:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!

I WOULD WATCH THE EVERY LIVING FUCK OUT OF THIS. GODDAMN.

THIS THE BEST THING EVER EVERYONE GO HOME

I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

Forever reblog

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captus-ganymede:

lolmonsters:

CAPTAIN AMERICA AS SLEEPING BEAUTY OMG. 

^

TONY AS KUZCO